Rational suicide is a gracious demise Choose when to exit ending those ties Be like the monks who burned up in fire Or just ask a hit man who'll kill you for hire You can do it on TV or live on the Net How about pay per view leave without debt The Hemlock society does offer Helium gas You're sounding like Donald so better to pass The method that suits you will soon do the trick But once you decide why not let it be quick You did it what happens when you take that ride You'll watch all the mourners that think you have died
