1. Are you the one who elected the U.S president as the Christian Right says? Then dont count on me to ever believe in you? 2. Did the Jews really kill Jesus as some Christians still believe? 3. Did the Jews that died in the holocaust have it coming to them for past sins? 3. Can St Peter at those pearly gates be bribed? 4. Do you expect me in heaven if there is no sex? 5. If you wrote the bible why do you contradict yourself so much? 6. If Jesus is going to come back and rise us from the grave, what will he do with my ashes if I am cremated? 7. Do you love Atheists more, because they do what is right with out kowtowing to you. 8. Will I be punished for masturbating? 9. If we are made in your image and we have an ego then you must also? 10. With all this pleasure and pain going on here, shall we call you a sadomasochist? 11. What is this crap about free will when I cant stop talking to myself no matter how much I try? 12. If the Jews are your "chosen people" then please let me opt out? 13. If you think abortion is a crime, what about not giving kids health care when they are sick? 14. Why do you allow capital punishment when you say "thou shalt not kill"; is it to punish those who kill? 15. Dont you feel guilty about your devotees killing so many people down through the ages in your name? 16. If we are Eternal then why do we fear death so much? 18. Do you think it is fair of you to keep us in the dark about "who we are"? 17. You say not to worship Idols, but aren't you one? 18. If you say "there shall be no other God", isn't that plain selfishness? 19. Is global warming your way of creating a hell on earth? 20. Aren't you a concept and why should we believe in a concept? 21. Please clear up my confusion about the Self, because the non-dualists say there is a Self and the Buddhists say there is none? 22. Why did you give us bodies that get sick? 23. Why dont you end the creation and our suffering too? 24. Isn't it our spiritual right to kill ourselves when we dont like what roles you give us to play? 25. If this creation is an expression of your sense of humor? I think it stinks. 27. You ask us to have faith, but isn't faith putting a spin on what we dont like is happening? 28: Am I being sacrilegious here? 29: Who do you think you are putting the fear of God into us? 30. If someone is gay it is there choice or yours? 31: If this creation is Illusion then why do I think it is so real? 32: Hey God/dess If I create something can I pass the buck like you do and say I am not responsible because they have free will?
33: If you are going to punish me for writing this, then should I apologize?
